Okay, so... I know it's a dumb commercial, but it makes me laugh.

 

Angry Wife: You son-of-a-biscuit eating bulldog!
Bill: What the french, toast?
Angry Wife: Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doo-doo head cootie queen?
Secretary: Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?
Angry Wife: Pickle you, kumquat!
Bill: You're overreacting!
Angry Wife: No Bill, overreacting was when I put your convertible into a wood chipper, Stinky McStink Face!
Secretary: You hoboken.
Spokeswoman: Fabulous. New Orbit Raspberry Mint cleans another dirty mouth. For a good clean feeling, no matter what.